  y-Piyeloxil, another fine product from the YPL Pharmaceutical stable, utilizes the latest in RNA-purification techniques to extract the ground-breaking basis for this truly remarkable new product. y-Piyeloxil is the new bio-enhancing-medication that today's health-conscious market needs. A look at the list of symptoms that this remedy will combat will show you, too, that you might be ready to join the group of life-affirming individuals who have already reaped the benefit! FIGHTS:
y-Piyeloxil is now available without a prescription! Talk to your pharmacist!! The Surgeon-General warns that you may experience some or all of the following side effects while using y-Piyeloxil: Changes in menstrual period; decreased sexual ability; swelling of breasts (in males and females); unusual secretion of milk; constipation; decreased sweating; dizziness, lightheadedness, or fainting; drowsiness (mild); dryness of mouth; increased appetite and weight; increased sensitivity of skin to sunlight (skin rash, itching, redness or other discoloration of skin, or severe sunburn); stuffy nose; convulsions (seizures); difficulty in breathing; fast heartbeat; high fever; high or low (irregular) blood pressure; increased sweating; loss of bladder control; muscle stiffness (severe); unusually pale skin; unusual tiredness; difficulty in talking or swallowing; inability to move eyes; lip smacking or puckering; loss of balance control; mask-like face; muscle spasms, especially of the neck and back; puffing of cheeks; rapid or worm-like movements of tongue; restlessness or need to keep moving (severe); shuffling walk; stiffness of arms and legs; trembling and shaking of fingers and hands; twisting movements of body; uncontrolled chewing movements; uncontrolled movements of the arms and legs; blurred vision or other eye problems; difficult urination; fainting; skin discoloration; skin rash; hot, dry skin or lack of sweating; increased blinking or spasms of eyelid; muscle weakness; sore throat and fever; uncontrolled twisting movements of neck, trunk, arms, or legs; unusual bleeding or bruising; unusual facial expressions or body positions; yellow eyes or skin; dizziness; nausea and vomiting; stomach pain; trembling of fingers and hands; uncontrolled, continuing movements of mouth, tongue, or jaw difficulty in breathing (severe); dizziness (severe); drowsiness (severe); muscle trembling, jerking, stiffness, or uncontrolled movements (severe); small pupils; unusual excitement; unusual tiredness or weakness (severe); constant and uncontrollable laughter; irish jig-dancing; barking; gyration of all limbs (severe); talking to imaginary people; licking housepets; very slow heartbeat; general obesity; skin turns to feathers; frothing at all orifices; limbs firing off body like rockets; herpes; pregnancy; cursing the younger generation (mild); wild assumptions; shocking baldness; Spock ears; fucking huge pupils; plaid eyes or skin; genital shrinkage; the wobblies; the heebie-jeebies; phobia of spiders (severe); spontaneous combustion; tendency to repeat oneself; tendency to repeat oneself; development of extra limbs; completely impossible urination; spirit leaving body; mambo-like movements of the body; aversion to elephants (mild); sudden and unexpected death; negative magnetic charge; gushing saliva; jive-talking (severe); combustible flatulence; increased sensitivity of skin to cheese; violent uncontrolled mime-artistry; chewing of arms and legs; and probably a headache. |