Tired of all those all-inclusive resorts? Bored with those rugged camping trips? Seen all the cities of Europe and been left wanting? Well YPL eXtreme Vacations is the answer to your travel prayers. Not only will YPL offer you the most exciting vacation experience of a lifetime but we'll do it at such a low cost to you, that you'll wake up screaming! That's right, we're offering you a lifetime of adventure and excitement the likes of which no other travel company is willing to offer.

What kind of travel are we offering you? The types of trips that make you want to write home and cry 'Mommy'. No pussy shit here. We're talking the full enchilada of travel 'Wow'! Jump off a cliff? Boring. White water rafting by Victoria Falls? Bah. High speed rally races through Africa? What are we gay?

NO! Here at YPL we'll offer you a tailored vacation experience that will leave you wanting more, faster than you can say "Not in my backyard!"

Just take a look at these sample offerings.

Baby Seal Hunt
We here at YPL find legal hunting boring. The most exciting adventures occur when you're breaking those taboos. We'll fly you first class to Alaska where our private helicopter will ferry you to the seal spawning grounds to the north. Three days of seal clubbing awaits you. We give you the club, we take you to the seals. YOU get to club them to death. YOU get to watch their little wet brown eyes look at you in fear as you crush their skulls with a golf club. All the while watching out for US Park Rangers who are out to gun you down. Should they catch up with us, our tour guides will hand out the ammo and fight side by side with you taking down as many of those Park Rangers as possible. Heck! You might even get a chance to club one of them to death as well!
Drug Runner Deluxe
A first class flight to Columbia and a stay with one of the key members of the Medillin cartel is just the start of this exciting adventure. You get to fly a small plane loaded with cocaine to the Florida Everglades, where a truck awaits delivery. Be carefull though, the US DEA is hot on your trail. We'll tip them off! You'll have precious little time to load that truck and get to our safehouse in Miami, or the Feds will be shooting up your body with little pieces of lead called bullets. That's only if you avoided the coastal radar first!

White Slave Trade
We set you up with some great targets in your pick of North American cities. Then it's up to you, with the help of our experienced tour guides, to capture young teenage girls from the US and Canada. Thats just the start. You'll have to get them out of the country to Burma where our agents will help you set up a sale for your young beauties. All that and you can do what the hell you want with them on the long flight across the Pacific!

You're probably asking yourself. "Gee I wonder if I can afford so much fun on a vacation" Thats the brilliant part. For each trip we offer, YOU get to keep the money you make. YOU keep the money from the sale of the Baby Seal furs. YOU keep the money from the Cocaine sales. YOU get to keep the money from selling those 14 year old white girls. How does YPL make money? VOLUME.

So don't hesitate, our trips book up fast. Sign up today and we'll throw in a weekend at an illicit Hong Kong opium den.  FREE.

To schedule a YPL eXtreme Vacation, send an email to us with your choice of trip, the dates you'd like, and we'll schedule the best trip you'll ever take. EMAIL TODAY!