Time Warp Travels' website contains scads of juicy scholarly tidbits intended to get you incredibly horny. If you're not already pretty horny you're probably on Prozac or something, and you really ought to go accomplish something today instead of dicking around here. If historiography or quantum physics offend you, or if you are reading Time Warp Travels' website from any location in space-time where historical material or the natural sciences are specifically prohibited by law, LEAVE NOW. If you dare to proceed any further you are only digging your own grave Buster, ensuring that someone, most likely someone in a snazzy uniform, representing your repressive society is going to have to open up a monumental can of whoopass on you. If it is illegal for you to study physics and/or history, then you already know just what sort of severe punishment you've earned yourself for even considering requesting such material from us, and we hope you are feeling quite suitably ashamed and discomfitted.

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OK, so, like have you ever admired a beautiful woman, or maybe a young boy, in a painting in a museum... then slipped the guard a 20 to turn his back for just five minutes, maybe six tops? Have you ever seen antique "French Postcards"... and wished you were the one paddling those creamy, round buttocks... live and in person? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to lick absinthe from the cleavage of beautiful painters' models from the Belle Époque, the Renaissance, Pompeii and other times... times before anyone had ever heard of AIDS? Well, dream no more... Thanks to YPL time travel is here at last, and you definitely won't be seeing any boring old dinosaurs on our unique Time Tours!