Dr. Lease Bulger, inventor of Urinol-9: "It has long been known to the mystics of the far east that drinking your own bodily fluids can be beneficial to your health, giving you almost unlimited strength and the vitality to do whatever you want and be whoever you'd like to be! Yes, these amazing benefits can be yours, too, and so simply! Of course, I'm talking about urine. When I invented Urinol-9, I realized that most people in today's busy workforce didn't have time to go through the lengthy process of collecting their own urine...but I knew that once everyone found out about the amazing powers of this much-maligned fluid, they too would want to share in its benefits. That's where Urinol-9 comes in!! Yes, it's my patented and amazing urine substitute. Once I had unlocked the secrets of urine, I could bring you, the busy consumer, the wonderful gifts to your health and well-being that drinking urine brings, without the hassle!" It's so easy! Just open up a fresh bottle of Urinol-9 every morning, and drink it as you would your regular morning coffee! Soon, you'll feel a deep sense of well-being emanating from every pore! That's right! You can feel it working!! Urinol-9 contains Dr.Bulger's patented formula, guaranteed to bring you all the amazing benefits of drinking urine without the hassles that everyday urine drinking might bring! And you can use it everywhere! Wherever you previously used water, milk, soup stock, gravy, or olive oil, you can use Urinol-9! It's fat free, sugarless, and contains all the healthy and nutritious vitamins you can be sure to find in every single drop of wholesome urine! Wow! How can I get some? Dr.Bulger's amazing medical breakthrough is fully approved by the FDA, and can be purchased without a prescription! That's right! You can start enjoying the amazing health benefits of Urinol-9 today!! Just listen to some of these testimonials! "Urine is the fount of youth!" -Vern Julep, New York "I used to think that drinking urine was something only cocrophiliacs did, but now I start off everyday with a mug of steaming urine! Thanks, Dr.Bulger!" -Ray Higgins, Iowa "I've never been so full of vitality or zest for life since I started drinking Dr.Bulger's urine!" -J.P. Allacious, Texas Can you deny yourself this amazing medical breakthrough any longer? Operators are standing by to take your order! Phone now!