Deep down in our collective unconscious, we know everyone's true secret wish is to live in a vast, arid desert. It's hardwired into the human psyche.  And if you don't believe our staff psychologists, just think about how many movies there are about it, like Star Wars and even Dune. Since no human can ever experience true happiness until we turn our planet into the fantasy desert we all desire, it's vitally important that this process proceed as quickly as possible. Oceans, wildlife, and other people don't really mean anything in the long run. Better to realize this now, stop wasting time, and help make our planet the barren desert world it was always meant to be. It's happening already now, but the process is torturously slow... recent breakthroughs by our scientists have resulted in a top secret "desertification" process that will allow Ultimate Zeroscaping to change the world right before your eyes.