Images From the Anti-Smurf Conspiracy Archives

I provide no thumbnails, and this is but a small sampling from our massive archives...
Some things are too terrifying for the general public....


 

You can tell them by their gang colors: blue and more blue. Here is an image of a Smurf. As you can see they are evil incarnate... Just look at his arched brow. His small protruding tail... or wait, is that his tail? You decide.

 

 

 

Hey, at least you're not there to smell it.As you can see even their offspring are evil. Taught from birth to hate mankind, their young are especially dangerous.

 

 

 

You don't even want to know what he's just done. Trust us.Here we see a Smurf scheming to destroy Humanity...

 

 

 

 

Smurfy Germ Warfare? Look at his clean-suit and know the sad, sad truth.There are some that believe Smurfs are in fact an alien species from another world. This picture might represent hard evidence of that fact...

 

 

 

The real peril isn't Red, it's Blue!Here is a photograph stolen by an anonymous source. It clearly shows the Earth Adapted Smurfs working in collaboration with their Alien Fathers to create a Long Range Missile of some sort... can a Smurf Ballistic Missile be that far away???

 

 

 

Ugly, isn't it?This enslaved Human is forced to create miniature eavesdropping devices by her Smurf Masters. She was eventually freed by our tactical forces, but lost her valiant fight for life, her death an indirect result of the terrible conditions under which the Smurfs imprisoned her. She was only twenty-four years old. Have they no shame?

 

 

 

 

 

A drunken, violent Papa Smurf about to "go off."A Picture of Papa himself. Known for his vicious temper and binge drinking. He is truly a master of evil...

 

 

 

Will they ever make an effective parental Smurf-Filter for the internet? We can only hope so.

Another actual picture of the paragon of villiany...

 

 

 

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