THE ANTI-SMURF CONSPIRACY ARCHIVES

I warn you... if you are squeamish, turn away from your screen now!


 

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. =)

Here is an artist's rendering of our goal: the death and mutilation of all things Smurf. For we know the truth. We know how they have corrupted our young. We know how their 'ringleader' Papa Smurf is but a magician... a sorcerer taking the form of others such as....

PEYO

The Grand Conspirator himself... His true origins shrouded in mystery... Though they would like us to be stupid enough to buy into their little "make-believe" stories about Peyo, we stand fast in our refusal to do that. However there may be some juicy clues mixed in with the all the disinformation, so we include their so-called "history" of Peyo here...

The History of Peyo

The damned things all look alike, don't they?

Now you must make a choice young one. You may visit our archives of images of the Smurfs, to learn what you can from their diabolical behavior....

Or you may peruse some documents we have gathered pertaining to deviant Smurf activity....

 

He wants you. For what, you don't wanna know!

THE DIABOLICAL IMAGES

THE DISTURBING DOCUMENTS

lazy, shiftless, slacker smurfs

READ ABOUT HOW THE SMURFS ARE NOW PROMOTING WILD COMMUNIST PARTIES AND RAVES TO SPREAD DISTENTION IN OUR RANKS!!!!

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