YPL's Hell on Earth

Okay, so you're anti-social, you're full of self-loathing, you're sick of jerking off to Sailor Moon Hentai, and you're still too young to buy your own liquor, but you still want to do something really, really fun...

she's so purty he oldest, and almost certainly the least attractive mobile home park in Arkansas has fallen into chaos. An all too familiar force of evil has swept across the land, with a plunging neckline and a copy of SoftIce, and it's seducing the innocent male populace. A chain-smoking biotch, her fatherless rugrats, and a mysterious biker named "Bishop" are all pieces to the puzzle that you just can't face solving. You have journeyed to the source of the evil, your baby's mother's doublewide, now inhabited by only a handful of survivors. They say this cesspool of humanity is built over the ruins of an ancient roadhouse, and now eerie lights and sounds are heard echoing through the abandoned meat-packing plant. Perhaps the answer lies within the remains of a forgotten past, or prehaps you can escape the terror, if only for a moment by playing our new game.

Only one of these monsters can win! YPL's Hell on Earth Team invites you to ignore the stretchmarked, pasty-white underbelly of dark "Southern Gothic" reality. You can play as a gullible Horndog, a cunning Mudslut, or even her meddling Momma. As you venture deeper into our world you'll discover weapons, armor, and magical treasures, and you'll develop your ability to ignore the obvious while your real life goes straight down the crapper. You might lose a friend or two, your chance to go to college, and maybe even your parent's highly conditional love in the process... But isn't simulated sex with someone you barely know worth it? And if it doesn't work out you can always find another swampgirl looking for a meal ticket on our game servers, and afterwards she and her filthy, whining brood will ensure that you'll never have a single moment of peace, quiet or privacy for the rest of your pathetic life.

Cuz fire is k3wl!

Explore a dark, terrifying world of emotional blackmail
Choose from Horndog, Mudslut, and Momma, each with unique disabilities
Develop your passive-aggressive skills, lack of ambition, and tolerence for alcohol as you explore the labyrinth of lies
Find someone to cyber you *hope* is female over a modem, serial link, IPX network, or Cheater.net
SVGA gameplay won't mean a thing when those hormone-driven melodramatic crying fits bring the horror to life


Indestructable Overalls	Nascar Helmet of Doom	The Tour T-shirt of the Ages	Bowling Shoes of Swiftness


Mudslut Sly and cunning, she's a master of deception-- who can possibly resist her charms? This character is as dexterous as a Romanian contortionist.	Horndog There's only one way out of the labyrinth of lies, can you help him find it and escape? Very intelligent when thinking with his other head.	Momma She's a s big as a sherman tank, and twice as dangerous when mad! High strength character, but difficult to maneuver.


Malt Liquor	Corn	Sterno

If our development team stops making phonesex calls on company time maybe they'll get off their lazy asses and actually finish the graphics before we're forced to release this half-assed game.
And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

YPL's Hell on Earth has received an Immature rating
from some guy who say's he's named Herb.