Realistic, life-size and adorable. Naugahide flesh, an articulated exoskeleton and plush fur like no other ersatz dog in the world. If you've dreamed of an imitation dog like this, you know exactly what we're talking about, don't you? Most artificial dogs are made of cheap, inflatable day-glo pleather. They look festive yet somehow sleazy --  and certainly not hugable, unless you're into that weird chemical smell. Anyway, don't expect to see those hirsute party balloons on this site. Realdog is the REAL DEAL.

If you hired some angeldust damaged freak from a satanic cult to custom craft an artificial dog for you, with all the features and qualities of Realdog, you would expect to pay $20,000 or maybe your first born male child. So, how do we do it? In a word: SWEATSHOPS.

Please feel free to browse our site, but email us with serious inquiries only. Remember, we're here to satisfy artificial dog fanciers, not for your amusement.
Dog Model Rover
This dog is non-shedding and versatile. Rover is our best-selling dog and this photo reveals why!		 SPECS
SNOUT TYPE: 2
BODY TYPE: 2
EAR TYPE: 3
FUR COLOR: chocolate
Dog Model Spot
Spot's frisky demeanor makes him one of our most popular dogs ever!		 SPECS
SNOUT TYPE: 2
BODY TYPE: 3
EAR TYPE: 3
FUR COLOR: gold
Dog Model Rusty
This is the dog that John McLaughlin made famous!		 SPECS
SNOUT TYPE: 1
BODY TYPE: 1
EAR TYPE: 2
FUR COLOR: party mix
Dog Model Sparky
With an all new tongue type AND ear type, Sparky is sure to get your attention!

Please note: Body 3 is an additional $500.00 due to required materials.

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SNOUT TYPE: 3
BODY TYPE: 3
EAR TYPE: 3
FUR COLOR: black
Dog Model Poozer
With her trashy looks and high groomability, Poozer has quickly become a very popular dog indeed.

Please note: Poozer does not come with any silly accessories. If you wish to make her look foolish you'll have to buy those yourself.

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SNOUT TYPE: 3
BODY TYPE: 1
EAR TYPE: 4
FUR COLOR: white