|Realistic, life-size and adorable. Naugahide flesh, an
articulated exoskeleton and plush fur like no other ersatz dog in the world. If you've
dreamed of an imitation dog like this, you know exactly what we're talking about, don't
you? Most artificial dogs are made of cheap, inflatable day-glo pleather. They look
festive yet somehow sleazy -- and certainly not hugable, unless you're into that
weird chemical smell. Anyway, don't expect to see those hirsute party balloons on this
site. Realdog is the REAL DEAL.
If you hired some angeldust damaged
freak from a satanic cult to custom craft an artificial dog
for you, with all the features and qualities of Realdog, you
would expect to pay $20,000 or maybe your first born male
child. So, how do we do it? In a word: SWEATSHOPS.
Please feel free to browse our site, but email
us with serious inquiries only. Remember, we're here to satisfy artificial dog fanciers,
not for your amusement.