mere idea that someone else might be able to hear the noises which often
accompany a particularly strenuous urination and/or defecation session can
be a source of excruciating embarrassment and intense anxiety for deeply
neurotic people all across this great land. That someone other than themselves,
or that "special" nasty booty-call, is hearing a perfectly normal
human fact of life emenating from their nether orifices can make those traumatized
by poor "toilet training" uneasy at a time when they really need
to relax to perform their most pressing functions. In some cases the condition
is so severe that people are unable to perform at all in public restrooms,
or even in the privacy of their own homes if someone is in close vicinity,
constantly hanging around just outside the bathroom door. This is a tragedy
But, a bright new
day is dawning for "pee and poo shy" people everywhere because
YPL is bringing an amazing new product to the market!
YPL Toilet Mufflers comes in an easy to use foam applicator and it creates a much need sound absorbing cushion between the toilet seat and the ass of the person using it. It's goes down quick and is easy to wipe away. The YPL Toilet Mufflers foam is not poisonous and it washes away with warm water. As an extra bonus feature we've added disinfectant properties so it not only muffles, it also protects your ass against the other peoples' asses that were sitting there before you!
YPL Toilet Mufflers
turns the volume way down on any toilet exercise or visit. You'll be amazed
at the difference!
* At this time YPL Toilet Mufflers are not able to silence audible male urination, because there is no comfortable position which would still allow the user to create the proper foam seal between the user's ass and the seat of the toilet. We are sorry for this inconvenience. YPL is looking into other unorthodox techniques in our never-ending quest to better silence male urination while standing.