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Haven't you ever made a mistake you wish you could fix? Done something you deeply regret? Did you curse out your boss, run over a skunk, or pick up a hooker you honestly thought was a woman? Of course you have -- We all have! Here at YPL we understand, and we think that everyone deserves a second chance, regardless of how it could effect the universe. YPL scientists have always been on extremely intimate terms with old Mother Nature, and her most secret, hidden laws have never been forbidden to the glossy orbs of our experts. And, after months of tinkering under her hood we have finally created the ultimate solution to all your most pressing problems: the only product currently available that gives you the power to repair almost any errors in judgment, self-inflicted crises, or simple lapses in common sense! An ingenious device that is strapped to your ankle and weights no more than the average miniature Schnauzer, it brings the user satisfaction by allowing any sticky situation to be replayed and edited with simple 'Save' and 'Load' features. That's right! Using a blend of quantum technology and reverse engineered robot army parts, the Load / Save LIFE brings portable problem fixing anywhere. I know what you're all thinking, yet another buggy time travel gizmo? Not exactly! The wearer of our device is actually just making a copy of a specific point in the time-space continuum, then if they are dissatisfied with the outcome of a particular situation they can always return and make changes at a later time! It's just that simple -- Press "Save" to Save and "Load" to Load. At full power the current model is able to Load twice, and Save once -- limitations of current battery technology. **Disclosure
laws and large, scary men in suits require us to inform clients that
there is a possibility this product could cause a black
hole, wormhole, transporter accident, or other time-space distortion
mishap, including the possibility of users becoming stranded in the
distant past.
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