• Are you tired all the time?
• Disatisfied with your work?
• Fed up with society?
• Are your kids throwing their leftover fish sticks at you?
• Are you breathing?

If you answered yes to even one of the above questions, then Home Lobotomy is for you! Throw down your mouse and grab your checkbook. For a measly six payments of $47.74, you can be the proud owner of the world renowned Home Lobotomy kit! 

Well, that sounds great, you think... but what if I'm not any good with electronics? Don't worry! We'll enclose our very own Lobotomy Bible with easy to follow instructions. (Only available in Japanese.)

We start with a simple screening process. The fact is, if you're sick of existing in your present mindset, we can help you change it!  By applying a few basic behavior modifications  to your daily routine, you can quit smoking, or kick any other nasty little habit you have. YPL will be your guide to building a better you.  Still interested?  <continue>