YPL Interview:
Our Lord Jesus Christ

He came for the benefit of all mankind, and died. Three days later he rose and the world was never the same again. Jesus Christ personified all that was good in men and women, and his teachings and inspiration are the foundation of millions of Christians worldwide. His heroic life struggle from the immaculate conception, to his tumultuous rise to prophet and messiah are known the world over by nearly every man woman and child on this planet and is second in name recognition only to Michael Jordan of Basketball fame. We caught up with Jesus in sunny Acupulco, Mexico, where he was relaxing on the beach during a layover from his yearly Princess Cruise on the Love Boat.

YPL: I'm sorry, I don't smoke pot. I didn't think you would be in favor of smoking or doing any kind of drug.

JC: Hey, it's all good in my book kiddo. Comprende?

YPL: Pardon?

JC: Drugs guy! Drugs are the way baby. WOOO HOOO!!!! Love that shit. My brother grows the best shit, I swear that fucking stuff don't ever quit. You feel like you're fucking floating.

YPL: Uh, you have a brother?

JC: Sure. Don't you?

YPL: Uh, no. A sister only, don't you know that all ready? Aren't you all knowing?

JC: laughing Well sometines when I get really fucked up I feel like that but usually it's cause I got my dick stuck in something foul again, you dig?

YPL: Um. Back to my questions. Tell me about your mother Mary. What was it like being raised by her.

JC: Who that fucking whore? Man she did every guy on the block and then some. When my papa got wind of the shit she was pulling he beat her good. Fucking crack whore bitch. Glad that bitch is dead.

YPL: Gasps in utter shock

JC: Don't you be lookin at me that way Ganja boy. When she was killed it was her own fault. Everyone knew that the Mayor's wife was pissed at her blowin her man.

YPL: Jesus please! What's happened to you?!? You were the voice of love, you still are! How can you say these things???

JC: Dude. Times change. I don't know what stories people told you about me back then. Sure my mom was a whore and dad a worthless bum, but I lived a good life. I did my fair share of lovin, but I ain't to proud of some of that shit, catch my drift?

YPL: My world is collapsing! I can't understand this! Everything I always believed is a lie!

JC: Dude you really aughta calm the fuck down, you're scarin the babes.

YPL: Grabbing Skull. NOOOOO!!!!

JC: Speaking to two scantily clad ladies walking by. Hey honey, you so fine! Come over here and give Jesus your lovin. Bring your little friend too!

YPL: Banging head against ground. No no no no no no.

JC: Dude you scared them off. Man what the fuck do you want from me. Putting on a fake voice. Oh gentle man rise up and hear my words. Back to normal voice. That shit?

YPL: That was all Bullshit?

JC: Laughing Man you crack me up.

YPL: I...I don't know what to say. I finally meet you and you're a mockery of all things I thought to be good and holy.

JC: Hey fuck you too buddy.

YPL: I must cleanse the planet. All must know the truth of you, spawn of satan, foul deciever.

JC: Oh yeah, thats the way to go. You're a fucking nutjob aren't you.

YPL: Pulling out a gun. ALL MUST PERISH IN THE NAME OF GOD, JESUS CHIRST IS SATAN'S SPAWN!!!!!

JC: You're kidding right? Fuck you, asshole! Pulls out his own gun.

YPL: Shooting Jesus in the chest. DIE SATAN DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

JC: Bleeding on the ground dieing. Man, you killed me. You fucking dickhe... dies.

YPL: See I KILLED HIM. HE ISNT GOD. WE MUST RID THE WORLD OF HIS INFLUENCE!!!!

Once again our process of hiring interviewers has failed us. Our latest interview was brought to us curtosy of the Mexican Police who arrested our interviewer for the murder of Jesus Gonzalez of San Diego, CA. Mr. Gonzalez was 37 and not the Lord Jesus Christ. If you have any ideas on how we can avoid hiring any more psychos to interview for us Drop us a line and tell us.