Once in a blue moon, a new smurf is born, but that's a different story. This time around YPL was able to get three of the hotest talents in Hollywood together under one roof to discuss the current climate in Hollywood, and the fields of Technology, Politics, and Religion. The dinner party took place at the interviewers Santa Monica Spanish Colonial style home on a recent Thursday night. After dinner and watching NBC's amazing Thursday night television, our interviewer sat down with these three monster talents in his rec room to hold this discussion.

YPL: Well to start, I'd like to thank you all for coming.

Shatner: Not a problem.

Urkel: My pleasure.

Struthers: Where am I?

YPL: Lets start with a general question. How's everything going you guys?

Shatner: Couldn't be better. I'm doing these new comercials for Priceline.com. It's great i've got stock with them now out the wazzoo.

Urkel: Well aside from being a slave for the WB network, I'm good. I'm realy just glad to be working seeing how I have so little talent.

Struthers: I'm still hungry.

YPL: Mr. Shatner. How could you possibly say you couldn't be better? Didn't your wife just die recently? You know..in that strange suspicious pool drowning.

Shatner: Who cares about that bitch. I'm glad she'd dead. Anyway I wasn't anywhere near there when she died. I have witnesses.

YPL: I never implied you had anything to do with her death...

Shatner: I just told you I was nowhere near the place, damn it. Why won't anyone believe me.

Urkel: I believe you Bill.

Shatner: Shut the fuck up you no talent freak.

Struthers: I'm cold and my feet are sleepy.

YPL: Ok, ok. Lets all calm down a second. Anybody want another drink?

Urkel: Sure I'll take another one. I don't normally drink that much, but this seems like a good occasion to have a few.

Shatner: Tear the roof down kid. Jeez you're pathetic.

Urkel: Hey, why you pickin on my old man?

Shatner: Old man? Ha! Thats a laugh you freak. I was fucking Heather Locklear up the ass before you were out of diapers.

Urkel: Thats my point bitch.

Shatner: I'm sorry shithead...I didn't realize that you were a virgin. I'll go easy on you prickhead.

YPL: Guys, Guys...Calm down.

Urkel: That bitch started it.

Shatner: Whatever you say limp dick.

Struthers: I have six cats. They're named Muffy, Buffy, Tuffy, Sluffy, Kuffy, and Muffy.

Shatner: You said Muffy twice.

Urkel: Maybe she has two cats named Muffy, bitch.

Shatner: You call me bitch one more time I'll make you bend over and take it like your daddy used to give you ya little homo freak.

Urkel: Oh you'd like that wouldn't you....BITCH.

Shatner: That did it.

YPL: Guys sit the fuck down. Come on....Lets talk about politics. Who do you guys like for president in the next election.

Urkel: Bring it on bitch!

Shatner: Thats what your momma said to me last night.

Urkel: Fuck you, asshole!

Shatner: I thought you said I was a bitch. Make up your scrawny little mind.

Struthers: Can I have some pie?

Urkel: Shut up you fat cow. Why don't you go back to Africa and feed some dumb ass starvin people.

Shatner: Oh thats nice. That coming from a black person.

Urkel: What'd you call me?

Shatner: What? Bitch? Bastard? Limpdick?

Urkel: You called me a nigger didn't you.

Shatner: I called you alot of things Muffy.

Urkel: You know all I have to do is make one fucking call.

Shatner: To whom may I ask? Your agent? Yeah there's a crack team of stiffs working for you.

Urkel: Least I have at Television show.

Shatner: Listen you little shit. I've done television, done. Over. Finito. I have nothing left to prove.

Struthers: I like Bill Bradley. He's so cute and little.

YPL: Isn't he like 7 feet tall?

Shatner: What are you on lady? Can you give Urkel here some?

Urkel: My name isn't Urkel. I don't even play Urkel no more.

Shatner: You know what I heard?

Urkel: What'd you hear bitch?

Shatner: I heard they didn't even think of making Urkel a fuck up until you showed up for your audtion looking that way.

Urkel: I was in character to get the fucking role.

Shatner: So on one hand you were possibly a dork in real life, or you were just pretending to be a dork so you could play one on Television for the next 8 years.

Urkel: Exactly.

Shatner: I wouldn't be proud of that kiddo.

YPL: Bill, you had anal with Heather Locklear?

Shatner: Sure. I fucked her ass good. She took it almost as good as Leonard Nimoy.

Urkel: You fucked Spock! HAHAHAHA

Shatner: I'll fuck you in a second if you're not carefull small fry.

Urkel: Come and try it bitch.

YPL: Sally, did you ever take it up the ass?

Struthers: No. Though sometimes I like to get Muffy...

Shatner: She's talkin bout you bitch.

Urkel: Shut the fuck up.

Struthers: ...and stick my finger in her ass and move it around.

YPL: That's sick.

Urkel: Man, you're one fucked up bitch.

Struthers: I used to have 8 cats, but I took Ruffy, and tied her by her hind legs on my back porch and skinned her alive, then I ate her bones.

Shatner: Dear god.

YPL: You've got to be kidding me.

Struthers: It's not that I like torturing cats. It's that my daddy says he won't love me unless I lick the peanut butter. LICK THE PEANUT BUTTER OFF ME YOU BITCH.

YPL: Oh dear god.

Urkel: You need help woman.

Shatner: Should we call the police?

Struthers: LICK IT OFF. LICK IT OFF. SUCK THAT PEANUT BUTTER OFF ME YOU NO GOOD WHORE. I still don't remember much else about sixth grade.

Urkel: I'm gonna be sick.

Struthers: Then little Billy who sat next to me tried to kiss me in Art class. I showed him what to kiss.

YPL: Sally, I think you should calm down. It'll be ok. We can get you some counseling.

Struthers: He's dead now.

Shatner: I don't feel well.

YPL: Sally be quiet.

Shatner: No I really don't feel well.

Urkel: Me either. My stomach hurts.

YPL: Does it feel like a burning in your stomach with a thousand needles pointing out?

Urkel: Yeah actually...How'd you know.

YPL: Thats what the poison bottle said it would feel like.

Shatner: You poisoned us?

YPL: Of course.

Urkel: Why isn't Sally sick then.

YPL: Oh I gave her another kind of drug. A muscle relaxant.

Shatner: Why in gods name would you poison us but give her a muscle relaxant???

YPL: Don't worry guys. You won't die. I have the antidote locked in that safe over there. You still have like a half hour before it gets serious.

Shatner: Give us the fucking antidote!

YPL: Not until you bend Sally over and ride her like a Bull.

Urkel: What the fuck?

YPL: You don't remmeber me do you Bill. Or should I say...Father.

Shatner: What?

YPL: Remember that Star Trek episode where you fucked that green alien.

Shatner: Yeah so?

Urkel: Dude you fucked that green alien chick? She was hot!

Shatner: Yeah I know.

YPL: That was my mother. You abandoned us.

Shatner: Look kid I abandoned lots of tots like yourself.

YPL: Yeah well now you're gonna pay. Get over there and fuck her up the ass. Oh by the way. I should mention I gave her a laxidive to. She should start shitting all over you.

Shatner: My god you're sick.

Urkel: Why me though? What do you have against me???

YPL: You? Oh thats simple. You're fucking annoying. First Bill is gonna fuck Sally up her ever running ass, then he's gonna fuck your little one.

Shatner: This isn't funny anymore. I thought you were with a humor website.

YPL: Website?

Urkel: Yeah that You're Probably Lost thing...

YPL: Ah yes...The website. It's but a cover scam for child pornography and fucked up shit. There is a hidden link off the feature archive page. One of the features there isn't really a feature but a link to our secret hard core child porn section.

Shatner: Oh dear god.

YPL: Bark like a dog bitch!

For once our interviewer was not killed/arrested/guilty of commiting suicide. Unfortunately for Mr. Shatner, Urkel, and Sally Struthers, and us. He made them sign a contract before they ate dinner. Hidden in small print was an agreement to allow him to poison them and make them fuck each other. According to California's Lax Penal code surrounding druggings and anal sex, our interviewer escaped from the Law unharmed and is now looking for his next dinner guests.