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Be it known throughout the realm that you are Godless Heathen
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to enter the Bishop's Palace.
The Holy Office commends your chutzpah in facing this Tribunal armed solely with your witchy ways.

You are about to experience the magic, the mystery, and the majesty of North America’s #1 Theme Restaurant and Dinner Theatre of Cruelty, the Spectacle that has thrilled more than 15 million visitors, the Show that has become a Legend...

Come experience...
Heavenly rewards for the wealthy and powerful. Merciless death for anyone stupid enough to actually refuse abjuration. And rollicking good times for all the God fearing Roman Catholics of the land! It's the 15th century; the place is Spain. Unlike the fairly homogeneous country it is today, 15th century Spain is a place of great diversity - Catholics, Protestants, Gentiles, Jews, Muslims, and Moors all living and working together.

Begin with a Papal Interrogation

His Royal Highness Ferdinand V of Aragon, who could have been King of all Spain if he weren't so pussy-whipped, has requested that you honor him with your presence for a doctrinaire evening of unendurable suffering and grand religious pageantry. His Royal Highness has invited over 1,000 friends, neighbors and foes to appear before the Supreme Tribunal of Rome. All you will witness and experience is based upon life as it was at the height of the Spanish Inquisition. Prepare to marvel at the cruelty, gag on the stench of burning human flesh, and gasp with suspense as whole families of insincere perverts attempt to convince you of their innocence.

Meet the Cast of Characters

Only the innocent will emerge alive -- oh wait, the innocent actually die in the process; only the guilty survive, and of course Christ's' infallible earthly representative insists that we execute them in the most brutal and humiliating manner imaginable, for the good of all Christendom.

Experience the Torments

Relive the glory of the Church of Rome, and cheer for your own degenerate heretic while you enjoy hour after grueling hour of her pain and suffering. This stomach-turning live show features a cast of over 100, as well as 25 of the finest trained executioners in the world.

Witness a completely authentic public scourging! See the wicked scream in agony as the "Spanish Tickler" claws their flesh to bloody shreds and strips it off the bones of their face, abdomen, back, limbs, and breasts.

Cheer as the rusty points of the Heretic's Fork are rammed deep into the flesh and bone of the sternum and chins of the impenitent. Don't worry kids, after they're dead everyone receives the consolation of the sacrament of extreme unction.

See copulator scum squirm in their own filth atop the Judas Cradle as the jagged pyramid point pierces their anus, coccyx, vagina, and/or scrotum. Will the torturer "rock her slowly"? You'll have to come see our show to find out!
(Sorry, but in the interest of historical accuracy Inquisition Times does not use the electrified version so popular with today's Latin American dictators.)

Gaze in awe at the Iron Maiden (ours is styled after Madonna!) as razor sharp spikes skewer the wretched unbelievers. After the show stick around and see their mutilated corpses tossed into a pit where they're impaled on a rack of keen iron blades.

Watch as the unrepentant are stripped naked and given a "good wheeling." Hear the nauseating crunch as every last bone and joint is smashed, and marvel at the exquisite technique used to artistically braid the shattered limbs into the splintery spokes.
(Time constraints prevent us from allowing you to see the corpses pecked apart by scavenging birds, but we do promise you'll see them hoisted!)

* Excrutiations may vary from dungeon to dungeon.

Dungeon Sites

Your personal trial of "faith by ordeal" awaits at any of the four terrifying Inquisition Times Dungeons. Everything you experience at Inquisition Times Theme Restaurant and Dinner Theatre of Cruelty is based upon life as it really was in an Inquisitor's Torture Chamber.

Modern amenities, wherever possible, have been removed to make your visit even more authentic. Drafty towers are maintained at bone-chilling temperatures. Banquet facilities, meeting rooms, and a "Witches' Coven" for dancing are just a few of the many features that will provide a unique experience for your next visit, conference, or party. Every Dungeon offers a full service cash bar.

Featured in Ken Russell's "The Devils" starring Oliver Reed.

We invite you to visit and be horrified by the filth and gore of any of our Dungeons.

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Birthday Package & Ongoing Promotions.
Ask us to create a special event package for you and find
out about free admission through our Birthday Club!
This offer is not valid with any other discount offer,
and birthday recipient must provide proof of Church membership.
Offer valid during birth month only.
Celebates get in free if in the company of 3 full paying copulators!
Auto Club Members save 10% with valid AAA card.
10% Discount for Military and Seniors.
No discounts or special promotions on Sundays.

Ask about our Special Occasion Packages and AA Discount Program!

Remember...
Inquisition Times Theme Restaurant and Dinner Theater of Cruelty is the perfect place
for any conference, meeting, or family function. Email our Group Sales Department
for information on hosting a truly unforgettable event. Inquisition Times carries
an extensive line of collectibles, unusual gift items and authentic period reproductions.

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