Listen up, girls. YPL sure has made you look beautiful in the past, haven't they? YPL has made it easy for almost anyone to be beautiful! But there's never been anything like this before! YPL Home Beauty Surgery. A true quantum leap in the quest for beauty. Sure, you're beautiful, you're sexy. But is it enough in today's fast-paced world? No, of course not. You need to be the most beautiful you can be. And that's where YPL comes in. Smart. Sassy. You can have it all with YPL Home Beauty Surgery! YPL Home Beauty Surgery isn't like going to the plastic surgeon. It's you, in the privacy of your own home! You decide what you want to look like, and you go for it! You're a dynamic woman in a speed-driven world. You don't have time to get those messy, expensive and complicated plastic surgeries done - and now there's no need! YPL Home Beauty Surgery! How does it work? It's easy! You can attain the beauty you desire in 5 easy steps! Step 1 Swanlike neck Nothing says grace like a long, delicate neck. And with YPL Home Beauty Surgery, this too can easily be yours! With our pantented system, your jaw is carefully broken and reset higher up to give the impression of having a longer neck without going through the trouble of actually having one! Step 2 Smaller Nose Ask yourself - what's more beautiful? A big, ugly nose, or petite, cute one? The answer is obvious. Now with YPL Home Beauty Surgery, a smaller nose is possible! It's simple! Just apply our patented press each night before you go to sleep! Using special technology engineered especially for you, this device gently crushes your nose into a smaller volume! Works effortlessly! Step 3 Dulcet Eyes Think of the attention you could have with big, beautiful eyes. No one could avoid gazing at you with rapt interest, drawn into your snare by your striking vision. How, you ask, does YPL Home Beauty Surgery accomplish this? All too easy! Using a long, thin syringe, a special blend of foam and collagen is injected behind your eye sockets, pushing your eyes out and making them appear vulnerable and tender. Truly, a gorgeous new look. Step 4 Perfect Eyebrows What better way to compliment your new, improved eyes than by likewise improving your eyebrows, truly a timeless and eternal route to a more beautiful face. By using another patented device, YPL Home Beauty Surgery tenderly, with a mother's care, squeezes the top of your skull to draw it into a point and pull your eyebrows up. No mess, no fuss! You'll look mysterious and intriguing - what's your secret? Only you will know. Step 5 Kissable Lips Every man loves the new bee-stung look that has come into fashion. You don't want small, timid lips, no, you want beauty! You want lips that say look at me, I'm ready to go. But getting your lips redone at a plastic surgeon is time-consuming. Can YPL Home Beauty Surgery help you? Of course it can! Any collagen left over from Step 3 is pumped into your lips, giving them that swollen, pouty look that drives men wild! After you use the YPL Home Beauty Surgery kit, you, too, will be the height of beauty. No longer the ordinary one in the bunch, YPL makes sure you'll stand out. People will look at you and say, "Oh my God!" Truly, the results speak for themselves! YPL Home Beauty Surgery kit may cause some irritation of skin. Warning: Do not inject an excess amount of collagen behind your eyes.