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Don't worry. None of these children are in real trouble, and none will be getting a good beating with a leather belt when they get home. They are just having a blast at YPL's Unsupervised Children's Alligator Petting Zoo! Yes, most parents would condemn the idea of beating a child, or of placing the fruit of their loving loins in such close proximity to large predatory reptilian carnivores, but somehow at the UCAPZ franchise just off the Florida coast in international waters, all parental worries seem to drift away.
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| Although our Alligator Petting Zoo
is completely unsupervised, we do require 2 signatures from their legal
guardians before your child will be permitted to enter our 5 acre fenced-in
Unsupervised Alligator Petting Zoo. Yes! 5 entire acres of bug infested
swampland practically overflowing with actual alligators! Kids
go nuts! Children have the option, once inside the Zoo, to do whatever the hell they want, without any adult intervention; no one to to tell them what to do, and no one to tell them what not to do. Normal sized children ages 1-13 are welcome, but all children must meet our size requirements before being admitted. Think about feeding, riding, petting, and having full open reign over these majestic beasts, renowned the world over for their ferocious strength and incredible agility. |
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There's no one to tell little 4
year old Joey to not "whack" that sleeping half-a-ton alligator
on the nose! What will happen next? I bet Joey can't wait to find out! Joey can only do this at U.C.A.P.Z! |
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| This game of hide and
seek with the gators sure looks fun! ...4... 3... 2...1... *cringes* |
 *quick sally hide* |
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 *Go ahead Touch it Betty... Touch it.* |
Ah, Look! Billy is trying to get Betty to play Truth or Dare with that gator... It's a good thing they're at a YPL Unsupervised Children's Alligator Petting Zoo! |
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| Oh My!
Sweet little Gerry want to play ball with that nesting mother alligator.
It's a good thing no human parents are around to stop him. |
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