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Beer Foam has plagued
beer drinkers and alcohol enthusiasts since its creation. Many
cultures have had a unique was of dealing with this horrific problem,
however no method proved as effective as common nose grease.
Nose Grease has its roots back on the face of humans. It is often located on the sides of the outer Transverse and Levator Labii superioris muscles. The product secreted from the walls of the skin of that part of the nose is a grease type substance with amazing 'beer-foam reducing' qualities. For an avid beer drinker, nose grease is a part of the drinking experience. The common human nose can only lower the foam on 2 beers, before exhausting the nose grease source. We understand the need for large quantities of nose grease for those nights of binge drink and partying, that's why we've created 'FOAM DOWN' - a long lasting tube of highly concentrated nose grease. |
| Our company employs thousands of
third world country citizens for the harvesting of nose grease.
Currently, a full tube of 'FOAM DOWN' contains the nose grease of at
least 6000 applied noses.
Black, White, Asian, Hispanic - Their nose grease will get that foam down, so you can drink that refreshing beer. |
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Applying the 'FOAM DOWN'
is easy.
Just squirt some concentrated 'FOAM DOWN' around the edges of your drinking glass, then pour the beer! As you pour the beer, Watch the beer as it cascades over the layer of human nose grease on the drinking glass, stopping the annoying foam from forming. Enjoy the Beer! |
