Famous Treasures! Only Finest Pickings!

TV, Movie, and Musical sensations have dazzled us with their talents for years. They are powerful icons in our glorious society, who deserve our proper respect and honor for their ability to unlock intense emotions from one end of the human spectrum to the other. They inspire people around the world to make important life decisions. Famous people have already had an awesome impact on your way of life, and thanks to YPL, you can now respect and worship your idols the way we know they would want you to. If they knew what we had been up to; YPL has painstakingly traveled to hundreds of powerful TV, Movie, Music, and Sports Celebrities' homes and secretly scavenged through their personal refuse in the wee hours of the night in order to bring the public these unique, valuable treasures. Each piece of trash is carefully selected, and any sticky bits DNA sequenced and tested to prove the piece of garbage was actually touched, used, and/or drooled upon by a particular famous person.


Is that a half a bag of Veedol we see here? Sure is,
the other half was eaten by Brad Pitt! Brad Pitt LOVES VEEDOL.
DNA TESTED!

DNA TESTED AND APPROVED!
Here is a small selection of items we regularly have in stock. Our warehouse has a much larger selection, but inquires must be made via e-mail.

Ah. Bill Cosby; Going through his trash was not only fun, but exciting. Along with all his Blacks on Blondes Porn, we found LOTS of half eaten pudding. DNA TESTED! 
Calista Flockhart doesn't have much in her trash; It actually took YPL weeks to even locate where she was sorting her trash. However when we did find it, all we found was some bird seed and empty bird seed bags. DNA TESTED!
Ricky Martin has so much trash we couldn't believe it. From what we can gather he uses something once, and throws it away. We found 1000's of these 15inch Anal Dildos. DNA TESTED!
Arsenio Hall, remember him? No? Us either. However we found these returned letters from Eddie Murphy. In them, Mr. Hall is begging to star in  Coming to America 2. Hand Writing Analyzed!


Oh my god, looks like we gotta
 lot of DNA testing
to do!