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When you care to be brutally honest...

We all know how difficult it can be to find a greeting card with genuine candor. If you've faced this dilemma (and who hasn't?) YPL's Insensitivity Cards are the perfect solution. Our wide selection allows you to mock the unhappy circumstances, embarrassing failures, and painful experiences of a friend or relative, and to share that derision with almost anyone on planet Earth through the wonders of email. This is a free YPL service, and YPL will not donate even one single red cent to any candy-ass, bleeding-heart liberal charities including but not limited to: preservation of habitats and/or wildlife, AIDS and/or cancer patients, starving peasants, Appalachian hillbillies, or missing rugrats.

STEP #1: PICK A PICTURE
no balls no job no baby
no future loser lost her
lost baby order of protection ordo templi orientis
no parole no problem broken eyes
broken home broken bones bad man
bad choices mercy mercenary
teh ghey half full one what?
what does? my friend ana gender bender
potlatch dude.. Pr0N!!!!11!!1! hater =P

 

 

STEP #2: NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION
Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's E-Mail Address:

 

STEP #3: SELECT YOUR TEXT AND BACKGROUND COLORS
Using the two selector pulldowns below, please select your text and background colors. The script will not check to see if you have both colors set the same, so if you want your recipient to be able to read the card, please select two different colors!
TEXT COLOR BACKGROUND

 

STEP #4: ENTER YOUR TITLE & MESSAGE
In the box below, please enter your message. Please feel free to use HTML to express yourself!
Card Title
Your Message

 

STEP #5: SIGN YOUR CARD
Please fill in below, how you would like to sign your card. 

 

STEP #6: PROCEED TO PREVIEW OR START OVER
You are now ready to preview your card! To do so, just click on the PREVIEW button below. If you want to clear the form and start all over, select START-OVER. Your card will not be sent until you press the SEND-CARD button on the preview screen.