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Throughout long ages, defending oneself is an important part of human life. We Orientals know everything about this, and we created many hundreds of popular combat styles; we even build a BIG wall to defend our border against evil marauders who wish to take ancestral lands. For ages we know the secret key to self defense is wait till someone put a hurt on you, then you get revenge by make them wish they never did. Early on in history, our civilization produced great masters who teach us to use our bodies as weapons. First we learn to use hands, then legs, shoulders, even heads; punches, kicks, slams... they are all good, but greatest fighting system ever known to man had to wait until the Lo family learned from Green Spirit Dragons the art of modifying teeth and using the power of snapping jaws to maim or kill the opponent. |
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Hello, I am Kan Lo. As last surviving
member of the Lo Family, it is my sacred duty to teach this secret art
to anyone who wishes to become a dangerous killing machine of massive
martial arts proportions. As world's greatest master of the Dental Defense,
I am saying with great confidence that this technique is so easy, that
anyone already having their second set of teeth can learn it very quick. That
is correct westerner, a-n-y one. You come to my school, then I teach
you. First we must sharpen your teeth to hairsplitting sharpness
of sword from Ghengis Khan. If we can not get it that sharp, we will
have to settle for great white shark sharpness. If your jaw cannot
accomodate your new set of razor sharp teeth, we must break your jaw
bone and refit your mouth. Painful? No, no. Kan Lo also knows
the art of acupuncture. You will not feel anything, other than the feel
of the warrior's power and might coursing through your very soul.
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| a. Very Very Silly Weak Jaws | b. Very Very Sharp Powerful Jaws |
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| As you can see, Dental Defense is the only true way to render your attacker helpless; and under my teaching, you too may one day become a master of this secret lost art. | |
