Dr. Jack Scalia, a renowned scientist in a wide variety of subjects, was more then happy to explain his amazing alternative theory to us. According to Dr. Scalia, darkness surrounds us always; it’s like an inky substance that covers everything. Light operates like a sponge – absorbing the darkness to it’s source.

A classic example of a darkness sucker

"It’s actually quite simple. Every source of light – the sun, light bulbs, fire – all generate some sort of "darkness vacuum effect" and draws the surrounding darkness into it’s center. That’s why the center of the light source is always the brightest." says Dr. Scalia

Proof that Darkness Sucker Theory works!

1. Go into a Dark room with a flashlight (off). The darker the better.
2. Turn on the flashlight and watch the darkness disappear!

Undeniable PROOF that light is only the after effect of darkness suckers in use. The ideals that light travels at a "speed" is incorrect; but in truth "light" is always there, and only appears when a darkness sucker is turned "on" – absorbing the darkness to it’s central point of origin. Therefore light appears only at the speed of darkness.

A man with red hat screws in a new darkness sucker

Dr. Scalia has been ridiculed over the years for his past experiments, from injecting lion cubs with an age retardant to his ideals for Ultimate Zeroscaping. "I will not back down with my Darkness Sucker Theory. People may laugh at me, but in 1000’s years… everyone will realize I was right. Muhhhhhahahaa…errrr.. excuse me."

Since this theory was first made public;  Dr. Jack Scalia has been authoring a book, "Suck! Suck! Suck! My darkness away", a romance novel with an occasional reference to his Darkness Sucking Theory.