It’s a wonder that Paleolithic people ever managed to develop any culture or style, considering the lack of adequate shopping facilities available to the average archaic homo sapiens. Think about it: from the handiest habilis to the most upstanding erectus, and even those graffiti trippin' gangster Cro-Magnons, no caveman or cavewoman ever enjoyed the limitless shopping opportunities we've come to expect here in the late Pleistocene. When we think about this fact, we here at YPL, are sickened with grief. Sorrow, such sorrow. Luckilly, we have found a way to access this untapped niche market by offering these Neanderthals a much-needed clue on some up-to-date styles, helping them to furnish their habitats and coordinate their accessories, and getting them back "in touch" with nature by offering them a wide selection of pricey aromatherapy candles. In order to accomplish this noble goal we'll be using our patented YPL time travel technology to drop off television sets to a few hundred demographically desirable prehistoric settlements throughout the Middle East, North Africa, and the central Asian steppes. Once we've gotten them addicted to the magical glowing box we'll use a our special Temporal Communications Beacons, high on the mountaintops above the caveman settlement camps, to beam them YPL CAVEMAN SHOPPING, the home shopping network for the discriminating caveman and cavewoman.

And we'll actually be helping our own backward genetic ancestors to evolve, by bringing the joy of home-shopping into their bare-bones subsistance world.

YPL would like to assure our fans that we’re not simply exploiting our primative progenitors, the caveman and cavewoman, for profit. You see, YPL found out early on in our time travel experiments that verbal communication with the most Stone Age people is either next-to impossible, or in some cases, just a complete waste of time. We also found out that dinosaur meat takes just like, if not better than chicken. So, in essence, we are doing this because we really love the taste of chicken, er we mean dinosaur. And we're thrilled to be able to take advantage of a massive uneducated workforce from another time, letting them capture the dinosaurs for us in exchange for some cheap prehistoric trinkets and copraphages. Once YPL obtains the butchered dinosaurs, we plan to process them into delicious dino-bugers, and other miscellaneous dinosaur based products and snack foods. We would also like to apologize for any inconvenience you may have suffered as a result of our experiments having ruined your base timeline, but as always we can't be held accountable for our actions in the past.