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Hello I'm Betty MacYovee, a popular
feminist activist from the Midwestern states. You've probably seen me on
many of the daytime TV talk shows. Over the years feminists have made great strives to emasculate males around the world. We've even come to the point where we can have babies without men thanks to modern day science! Oooh, I love babies so much. They're so cute! Girl babies especially! Congratulations to all the ladies out there for a job well done! |
Lets get straight to the point of my newest endeavor. Men have kept us down long enough and we're not going to take it. Lets all stand up for our rights and live normal free feminist lives doing what we please. We are intelligent, beautiful, and wise. We can have and do anything a *MAN* can do, and we do it better. That's why I've concocted a new scheme to strip males of a major feature of their masculinity. Thats right girls. Facial Hair! We look so much better then those men with our beards. We even grown them ourselves, keeping our silky smooth feminine bodies. This may seem radical for some ladies, but it's your duty as a member of the female race to let go of the standards males have placed upon us, shed those fears and grow some facial hair! It makes you feel like a true woman. |
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For those women still seeking the occasional man-toy; Make those males understand if they want access to some of your special treasures - they will not only need to like your facial hair, they will need to love it and caress it. It is important to you. Your mustache or your beard, they need to be pampered. We are ladies and we demand to be treated like one. |
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