With the Earth's population swelling past 6 billion, it is only a matter of a few years before we reach a point where the Earth simply cannot sustain itself. It will soon be impossible to produce the food necessary to feed the world. Quite a scary thought!

What if we discovered a way that could feed the entire world, as long as we'd like, no matter the population?

And what if, this new food source tasted DELICIOUS?

That's right! You've probably guessed by now:
YPL is pleased to announce the food source that will save us all: BABIES

[This is a Tastey Burger!]

 

[Yummy, look at all that baby fat!]

Babies could be used as an unlimited supply of nourishment. Imagine all the bellies that would be full! No need to donate money to those starving children commercials!

Babies are an excellent food source. Try the fat fried, there's nothing quite like it! Of course, if you prefer to eat a little healthier try a baby sandwich - but at least give a charcoaled babyburger a try!

Best of all baby eating will help bring the Earth's growth rate down! For every baby we eat, there will be one less hungry stomach.

Currently there are two countries (who asked to remain anonymous) that are implementing the YPL Baby Food Plan. With the assistance of Baby Farms, these countries have managed to sustain their economy and growth rate, and thus provide a better future for the current citizens.
We're so excited about YPL Baby Food, that we decided to implement the idea on a smaller scale just in time for the Holiday Season! Not sure what to get for a friend, relative, or loved one? Why not try a YPL Baby Food Pie & Fruit basket? Only $29.99 plus $2.95 shipping and handling! The perfect way to show your appreciation! Order Now!