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Nothing on the seven seas can be as stylish as a black eye patch, me bucko! Nothing I tell ye! You be a filthy landlubber without it! Small, Medium and Large Available. 5 Silver dabloons |
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I
am what I am! Stinking Banshee! You won't be gitin' any refills on yer
Grog without a Pirate Belt! Black with the stylin' Jolly Roger! I
heard it protects ye from scurvy
the mermaids say!
Small, Medium, Large and Really Large 1 Gold dabloons |
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Gangway!
Walk the deck in the epitome of style! Show yer captain that yer not a
dirty waste of barnacles! Be the
splice the mainbrace! Wenches will be all over ye! This blasted
ruffled pirate shirt is a wonder of the seas, all yer mates will be
wanting one! It's even blood resistant!
Comes in Medium, Large, and Fat Captain Sizes 5 Gold dabloons! Warning: This ruffled shirt has been know to cause mutinies on large seafaring vessels due to the fact everyone wants one. Be sure to carry yer cutlass to kill any that wish to take it! |
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