ADP - Products


	Armaments What would any robot army be without weaponry? At ADP, we take this question to heart, and try to provide you with a broad range of destructive technologies. Whether you're looking for simple missiles or a nuclear warhead, we've got the right tools for the job. That's an ADP guarantee - if we don't have a weapon you want in stock, you get it free. Our weaponry uses only the highest quality military technology, gleaned from our long association with various armed forces the world over. Remember, Automaton Dominion Products offers only the best for your robot army, at prices lower than you'd expect. Surface-To-Surface Platform - fires four missiles at once, but budgeted for the beginner! - $3500000 Surface-To-Air Platform - bothered by pesky aerial robots? Then this is your godsent product! - $4700000 Heavy Chain Guns - comes two to a package, ideal for mounting on robot shoulders! - $2680000 Flamethrower - includes one complimentary tank of napalm! - $1490000 Heavy Cannon - perfect for urban demolition, an ADP special! - $1250000 Enormous Chainsaw - for the avid in-fighting enthusiast, mounts easily on all ADP models! - $1600000 Coherent Light Beam - features a built-in targeter and arm bracket! - $2185000 Nuclear Warhead - comes with launcher, and instructions in 14 languages! - $5670000* Positron Gun - An invention of the ADP labs! Guaranteed annihilation! - $135030000** All armaments come with a 90-day warranty. Opening the weapon casings for inspection/'tinkering' voids your warranty and often results in your death. The Nuclear Warhead comes shielded and unprimed. Instructions on the weapon's functioning are included in several languages. Be sure to detonate warhead at least 50 metres from yourself. The Positron Gun should not be handled by children, pregnant women, or the elderly. Armour* At Automaton Dominion Products, we take armouring capability extremely seriously. We feel this is the most important part of any robot army, and so we take pride in several proprietary technologies that our technicians and engineers have developed exclusively for customers of ADP. Most of the armour we produce comes straight from our own metals and chemicals plant, located near the ADP ordering offices, so there's no wasted shipping - and that means a lower cost for you! Armour comes in sheets of 10 metres by 10 metres by 5 cm thick. As a special ADP service, all armour comes with the required fasteners, free of charge! That's just part of the Automaton Dominion Products Seal of Quality Promise. Iron - The Low-Cost alternative to armouring your robot army - $50000/sheet Stainless Steel - A step up in the armouring department, and our best seller! - $95000/sheet Hull Metal - That's right, the metal used for making naval vessels! A bonus at 10 cm thick! - $130000/sheet Anti-Shatter Polymer - Easy to work with, easy to use! Comes in many colours - $865000/sheet Titanium Plating - Strong, yet durable! Makes a lasting impression - $297000/sheet Carbon Fiber Sheeting - Our most popular armouring among the financial elite of the robot army world! - $3510000/sheet Neutronium Sheeting - Our own proprietary material, guaranteed indestructible! - $31487000000/sheet* All forms of armour can be returned, unused, within 5 working days if you are not completely satisfied, for a full credit with Automaton Dominion Products. Any used armour can only be returned for one quarter credit. Residents of Pennsylvania should add applicable sales tax. All orders are shipped the next business day after we receive your order. When ordering neutronium, please allow six to eight weeks for delivery, as one sheet is roughly 243 solar masses. Logic Systems* Just as with human beings, the brain is one of the most important parts of any robot army. We offer a number of so-called 'robo-brains', for the robot army builder on a budget, right on up to a massive wealthy conglomerate of oil barons. All robot brains come with our patented ADP 'Logisys' software, which forms the thinking matrix for your robots. Logisys Mark 1 - the worker in our corral of robo-brains, with 5 built-in commands! - $6470000 Logisys Mark 2 - Similar to the Mark 1 but with the added feature of radio control and programmable functions! - $9300000 Logisys 2-X - The latest logic system to roll off the ADP assembly lines, fully autonomous and frighteningly intelligent! - $264506000 (buy two and get one free!) As a special treat, on right now at the Automaton Dominion Products Museum in Bainbridge, Vermont, is a display of the original robo-brains used in ADP's early days, even the first robo-brain manufactured by hand by our past CEO, Joseph Laughlin. With fascinating hands-on exhibits and fun activities for the kids, this is a trip you won't want to miss! Chassis As with any good building, a good robot army starts from the bones up. At ADP, we offer a number of robot chassis for your consideration, each tested to our exacting standards and marked with the ADP Seal of Quality. Depending on your budget, the possibilities are almost limitless! Our weapons, armour and robo-brains are all designed to work with certified ADP chassis, so that's no hassle for you and a faster start to your robot army! The Classic - An ADP staple, made from whiskered carbon alloys and built to last - $700000 The Sport - For a faster, more maneuverable robot army - $967000 The Titan - For those really large robot army jobs - $2305000 The Eagle - Ever dreamt of an airborne robot army? This is the answer! - $3500000 The Rock - A heavy-type chassis for your urban assault needs - $2670000 The Dura - For our discerning customers, a combination of honeycombed titanium and carbon alloy, truly elegant - $21890000 An ADP special sale on right now! If you buy more than 50 chassis, your next 50 are HALF PRICE! And WE pay the tax! That's right, for a limited time only, you can get 1.3 times as many robots as you thought you could! Because at ADP, we care.